Date: 2026-01-20 · basis: publication date recorded in the magazine inventory
Clumsy Dork
Signed by the handle Clumsy Dork (her husband's nickname for her), the piece recounts discovering yellow's DSB audio spaces in summer 2024 while learning appliqué quilting, and pledging to make yellow crafts until Bitcoin hit 100K after her first DSB space turned out to be the 1000th episode. She details a denim yellow plushie built without a pattern, a 'Confused yellow Cat' with a Flat Eric-style display box that went to an auction won by Turbo, papier-mâché Halloween candy buckets made from pink egg cartons, and a yellow sprite charm. All proceeds went to the Seedsigner project, which her husband contributes to; she notes DSB has ended but that she keeps making yellow things.
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I do this not because it is easy, but because I thought it would be easyhttps://www.stackchainmagazine.net/dsb-and-me-by-clumsy-dork/
Obviously yellow is very addictive!!!https://www.stackchainmagazine.net/dsb-and-me-by-clumsy-dork/
He is one of my absolute favorites!!https://www.stackchainmagazine.net/dsb-and-me-by-clumsy-dork/
A handle-signed memoir of making 'yellow' crafts while listening to Yellow's DSB spaces, with sale proceeds to Seedsigner.
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Stackchain Magazine article, catalogue item 76, category memoir-personal. Summarised by the archive from the published piece; quotes below are verbatim excerpts. Original: https://www.stackchainmagazine.net/dsb-and-me-by-clumsy-dork/