Date: 2025-01-14 · basis: publication date recorded in the magazine inventory
Jeremy Garcia @jerimican5445
Jeremy Garcia rewrites Genesis 1 with Satoshi as creator: separating sats from altcoins, making the vault of nodes, gathering the waters as 'Bitcoin: A Peer-to-Peer Electronic Cash System', and producing Antminers, Whatsminers and Avalons as the beasts of the earth. Each day ends 'Tick Tock Next Block'. It closes with Satoshi resting on the 97,250th block, a nod to the last block he mined.
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In the beginning Satoshi created Cyberspace (heaven) and the Bitcoin White Paper (earth).https://www.stackchainmagazine.net/the-genesis-block/
And there was evening, and there was morning— Tick Tock Next Block.https://www.stackchainmagazine.net/the-genesis-block/
By Block 97250, Satoshi had finished the work over which he laboredhttps://www.stackchainmagazine.net/the-genesis-block/
A Genesis 1 parody in which Satoshi creates bitcoin, nodes, miners and BIPs in six days.
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Stackchain Magazine article, catalogue item 40, category satire-humor. Summarised by the archive from the published piece; quotes below are verbatim excerpts. Original: https://www.stackchainmagazine.net/the-genesis-block/