Date: 2024-04-14 · basis: publication date recorded in the magazine inventory
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An unbylined, comic report on how the stackchain crowd, tired of crab-market drama and drivechain fights, adopted a football team. After a rage quit emptied the "beloved TARD chat", George went looking for the missing piece and found Coach Buddha, who turned out to coach a real team; the piece reports their Glazer Bowl win, 54-7 over Wisconsin Lutheran, and quotes the coach on preseason camp and on preparing for an RPO-heavy opponent. The author calls himself "this frog" but is not named.
Archive summary written from the sources below — not a quotation.
What happens when the bitcoin crab market gets a little out of handhttps://www.stackchainmagazine.net/the-glaziest-of-the-bowls-gopios/
They tore the field up with a final score of 54-7!https://www.stackchainmagazine.net/the-glaziest-of-the-bowls-gopios/
The motherfucking Glazor is our bitches!!!!https://www.stackchainmagazine.net/the-glaziest-of-the-bowls-gopios/
How the TARD chat adopted Coach Buddha's football team after a rage quit.
Machine-written summary, not an editorial statement.
Stackchain Magazine article, catalogue item 29, category event-report. Summarised by the archive from the published piece; quotes below are verbatim excerpts. Original: https://www.stackchainmagazine.net/the-glaziest-of-the-bowls-gopios/