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Don’t eat Burritos

Date: 2023-08-28 · basis: publication date recorded in the magazine inventory

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the burrito

What happened

A four-line joke post that claims the writer hacked the website in less than 24 hours, tells readers to eat tacos instead of burritos, and signs off with 'Go Fuck Yourself' as 'the burrito'. It carries no article content and is signed with a joke handle rather than a real name.

Archive summary written from the sources below — not a quotation.

From the sources

I hacked your dumb website in less then 24 hours.https://www.stackchainmagazine.net/dont-eat-burritos/

eat tacoshttps://www.stackchainmagazine.net/dont-eat-burritos/

the burritohttps://www.stackchainmagazine.net/dont-eat-burritos/

Receipt

In plain English

Four-line gag post claiming the site was hacked, signed 'the burrito'

Machine-written summary, not an editorial statement.

Provenance

Stackchain Magazine article, catalogue item 8, category satire-humor. Summarised by the archive from the published piece; quotes below are verbatim excerpts. Original: https://www.stackchainmagazine.net/dont-eat-burritos/

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